where’s the fuckin ice
I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with
"You know what’ll piss people off"
Actually, it was the Vikings. They discovered both Iceland and Greenland, and when they realized the weather, named them opposites to confuse their enemies. So the enemies would go to Greenland, expecting it to be all pretty and green and good for farming, but it was all ice. Vice versa for Iceland.
So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist
Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.
His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.
imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)
whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post
Wait….does that ALSO mean that Rapunzel and Eugene were trapped in Arendelle with everyone when it was frozen over?
Could you picture the two of them under a bunch of blankets like:
Eugene: “Let’s go to Arendelle, she said, it would be fun she said.”
Rapunzel: “Well, it WAS fun…until we got trapped in this eternal winter…”
Eugene: “Yeah, talk about getting the cold shoulder, yeesh!”
Eugene: “Look, all I’m saying is next time we get invited to one of these things we just send them a nice fruit basket and a fancy card and call it a day.”