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23 and broken hearted.

fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

(via ravynstag)

Very boring night with my playstation and Pokemon. Talk to me?

Anonymous asked: you two have the worst love story i have ever heard of. shame.

cavalieravocado:

parkingstrange:

You win the internet for ‘best gif use’

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

(via gabookworm)